Friday, July 25, 2008

This is an example of a wanker trying to get my attention:

Lets say..

Theres six people in a room including yourself..Your all sitten around havin a gigglintime watch the 2nd season of The Dave Chappelle Show and maybe havin a few brews (lets say PBR) and you take a small interest in how low your beer is getting.. You then head to the fridge as the other five hale for you to grab them another as well…. You reach the fridge as you slam the the rest of your beer so you can keep your hands clear as you reach into the case..Of course you grab the six beers and head back to the couch..

Now you’ve gt yourself in a predicament.. Now that you have finished the last beer first, it is more than likely you will be finishing the next one before anyone else.. therefore, you will probably have to retrieve the beers for the rest of the night, known to these fellows as the “Beer Bitch”

So the solution for all of those caught in this predicament is to do the math.. Take the amount of people in the room including yourself.. and add one.. And of course the procedure continues.. Since you were the last one to finish the last round, go and grab the beers, always add one because since you will be more than likely to finish your beer first, that extra beer left will be yours.. And the rotation continues to the next person that finished the beer that you brought first..

Sweet,
Buffalo

PR+1= -BB

and as always, keep the rotation going

He accompanied this post with a very convincing photo of a brown dick, and he's probably about tweleve knowing the cunts that write this shit. Gigglintime, I did think about posting the dick, but look at the damage a fucking poem did.

My post edit thiny is doing that double spacing on your 'enters'. You can't write poems like this, and I had a poem. Not that anyone reads it because you never comment.


I am in a very bad mood, I apologise for all the cursin', (but I can think of worsn')

Do you want the cock? The picture. Tell me you want the cock, my cock, and you always get it.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

we are all dying for a 12 year old's black dick

Anonymous said...

that's awesome. it isnt really that big though. kinda disappointed.

Blair said...

Its not gargantuan no...

But a dick is a dick, I take what I can get

Anonymous said...

lol. thats hilarious. i guess youre right...

Anonymous said...

I want more dicks!

Blair said...

Big dicks come to those who wait